I found Celebutantes in the bargain bin at my local bookstore, and now I know why it was a bargain book.
I couldn’t make it past page 30 of this book.
Celebutantes is by Amanda Goldberg and Ruthanna Khalighi Hopper. The book’s back cover says the authors are “two daughters of Hollywood royalty.” Goldberg is a nepo baby. Her dad is a television and movie producer. Hopper is also a producer.
This book is about a socialite’s experiences (or exploits, as the cover-flap puts it) in Hollywood during the week of the Oscars as she tries to make a life for herself in the film industry.
The first 30 pages of this book is all name-dropping and pop-culture references to actors, actresses, and fashion designers. Here are some example snippets from page 2 of the novel:
“I feel like I’ve been stabbed in the chest with those YSL silver stilettos Nicole Kidman’s wearing.”
“…Charlize Theron…ten paces ahead of us in a form-fitting ice blue satin organza and silk tulle Christian Dior heart-stopper.”
“Not even a hot bath with Wayne Dyer on the iPod is going to alleviate the pain…”
And that’s just a FEW snippets from page 2 of the book.
I tried to have fun with this book, but it was so lame. My eyes had glazed over by page 25 and I found my mind wandering.
Novels like Celebutantes expire and lose their shelf life within a few years, if not a few months. For instance, Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend broke up years ago and some of the actors mentioned aren’t even in the spotlight anymore.
I’m annoyed I spent money on Celebutantes, even at its bargain price. One reviewer even referred to this book as “Celebutards.” That’s a good name for it.
What did you think about this book? I’ve love to know.
Last Updated on April 16, 2026 by Sarah Ann
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